Women Explained By Engineers - 5 Mathematical Proofs That Don’t Pan OutFor as long as women and men have known each other, it’s rather disconcerting, yet commonly accepted that women, for all intents and purposes, still remain a mystery to men.

Why?

Well it depends who you ask. While we’re relatively certain we’ve isolated the variable and locked things down to an “xy = z” type of equation, we’re completely clueless why, while knowing the values of X and Z, Y still remains completely unsolvable.

With that said, some of the brightest minds have put forth their research for the rest of us to analyze as shown below. Completely kidding of course - these brought a chuckle and I figured I’d pass them along.

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Everything You Thought You Knew About Women Is Wrong - The Story Of A Man Living With Two Normal, Sexually Charged, RoommatesI got this in the mail from a reader and had to repost it. I’ve posited before that the reason we cheat is because we’re failing to realize our true desires and needs. Sexually, emotionally, mentally, etc.

The truth is that in today’s culture where women no longer have to remain buttoned up and are encouraged to be sexual, we still seem to hold true to our fear of a sexual woman. We call them Bitches when they don’t sleep with us, and Sluts when they do.

If you’re curious what “Anti Slut Defense” means, it’s a term used in the pickup community (where it sounds like this story originated from) to describe the tactics a woman will employ to prevent the man from thinking of her as a slut. For example, women will often say little things or drop hints in order to give them Plausible Deniability. As long as they can deny that they intended to do something (It just happened!), they are not Sluts. Great example of the need to think emotionally when dealing with women and less logically. What may come out of a woman’s mouth, won’t always mesh with what her body language is saying. It’s always wise to read between the lines.

With that said, here’s the story. I think I found the last line the funniest!

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Many men have faced this as they’ve grown into a more sexually active lifestyle. The woman who you spent so much time fawning over, making feel special, and trying your hardest to respect and adore as much as necessary to be rewarded… now wants to be smacked… treated rough. The man taught to be The Moron.. Is now being asked to be The Jerk!

Women Crave Arguments and Drama

Women live off of emotion while men instead live life based on logic. Women crave the excitement of emotions like anger, longing, lust, and happiness. Meanwhile men prefer to end arguments quickly with logic, rather then prolong it in order to feel emotionally satisfied. This is basic human nature. While men and women can mimic each other’s tendencies and traits, who they are remains embedded deep within their sexual DNA.

For example, take this recent article from LiveScience about Women Who Prefer Men Who Look Like Dad:

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Myspace is a great place to kill some free time. Even better if you can make that time fruitful, right? Well there are some psychological aspects of Myspace that are important to remember. First off, women get compliments daily, if not hourly. As long as you’re like everyone else telling them what you’d like to do to them or how hot they are, you’re non-unique, and therefore… uninteresting.

So How Do You Get Laid Using Myspace?

You have to get the girl interested in who you are. You only have a few words to do this. Many of the 18-25 crowd are cute cute chicks with ADD who like shiny things and interesting messages. Make the most of it.

The below are examples from readers who have, according to them, closed the deal or got the number from a hot chick on Myspace. Out of 100 responses, these were the ones that seemed the most interesting, with the most interesting stories and conversation logs. If you decide to use these, I highly recommend variating your approach. AskUgg.com has a lot of readers and women do NOT like getting hit up with the same lines time and time again. Again, you need to be original and unique.

If you notice one common theme here, it’s that these lines get the girls to qualify themselves to you. Nobody likes a pushy salesman so instead you must have the woman do the selling. Women like being intrigued and a man that can do this shows he’s got more than crappy pickup lines they hear all the time at bars. Lines won’t get you laid. They will however, give you an angle to at least get a conversation going. The rest is up to you.

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7 Tips To Easily Have A Successful ThreesomeNote: I’ve covered the dynamics of a successful threesome and how to avoid imbalances, so it is wise to know these basics before proceeding further.

Men aren’t the only ones that find women attractive. Women often base their own worth around how attractive they are in comparisons to their peers. Much of their time is spent focusing on how beautiful a woman is. The same way men compete over who drives the nicer car or who makes the most money. As a result, insecurities abound. This is why, with the proper encouragement and attitudes (non-judgmental), women can even enjoy ‘man things’ like strip clubs and porn.

The tips below don’t take unfair advantage of these realities, but instead, help allow them to naturally collide. Follow the tips below and nobody should feel shorted by the experience.

How Do You Find Women For Your Threesome?

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