Here are a few replies they’ve gotten so far.. how do I post pics?

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Storybook bullshit ….is just that, bullshit.

Stories are boring when the ending is already written, which is often times what so many people are searching for.
It’s much more fun to make the story up as you go along… and choose your own adventure… cookie cutters are bland.

Obviously, I enjoyed reading your ad.

I tend to think I’m not the same as the next woman, but who really
knows. I don’t have delusions of being the best thing since sliced
bread… though sometimes I’d like to think so.

Since you’ve given your age and location… I’ll return in kind that
I’m 30 and in Decatur. I’ve even attached myself, since I’m actually a
real woman. Most people say I look a lot better in person as opposed to
in my pictures; I tend to disagree.

No bullshit in the pictures either, except that my hair isn’t naturally
straight - it’s really curly. I just think the pictures that have it
curly suck ass.

If you’re interested… say hey… if not… say so.

http://www.pictureshoster.com/files/027els9mcmgunh6a5b01.jpg

http://www.pictureshoster.com/files/r7y7tefjvc7e1wnswnzv.jpg

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“Something tells me you don’t suffer fools gladly. I got a chuckle reading your post. It almost qualifies as a rant. You seem to be someone who expects others to evidence some sign, no matter how small, of intelligence. Too bad most people are total idiots. When I was 10, my father shared a bit of wisdom with me, “You may think I’m being too harsh and you may not believe me, but people are shit and they’ll disappoint you.” Unfortunately I’ve found this to be true more often than not. I don’t tend to be very social because honestly I don’t like most people enough to spend an extended amount of time with them.

Yours was a bright spot in the multitude of “hey baby” ads posted on Craigslist (or anywhere else for that matter). Nice to see something that didn’t include the obligatory torso shot taken in the bathroom mirror - or unimpressive dick picture. C’mon if a guy’s wanting to impress, he should at least have something in the shot to offer up a comparison…a ruler, coke can, licorice whip, anything. Thanks also for taking the time to use proper spelling and grammar. I didn’t find anything to make fun of in your post. Takes all the fun out of reading the personals.

Sadly, you’re a bit too tender in age for me, though I do tend to like ‘em young, and probably require more attention than I have time to offer. I’ve got a kid now and they tend to eat free time for breakfast - in addition to Cheerios. I just finished getting rid of a 24 year old husband. He turned into a little bitch when I got pregnant and couldn’t make him the center of my world 24/7 like he required. I’m only a mother to one human and it most definitely was not him.

If you’re not deterred by a 30 year old divorcee with infant in tow…I have the obligatory MySpace page set up with a recent headshot. If the link below doesn’t function, you should be able to locate it by conducting a myspace search by my email address. It’s marked private, but I’ll friend you if you want to have a look. As far as meeting up - I mainly have breakfast and lunch open through the week. If you’re someone I work with…say hi sometime so I’ll know I’m not completely adrift in a sea of mediocrity.”

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“I’ve ALREADY SEEN THIS so I’ll just reply the way I did to the last loser to post this:

Well, I was going to send a diatribe like the one you posted, but then I had to think it through. After reading your post, I know now WHY I chose to stay single. You men are all the same. You want what you want, and expect that we women are supposed to conform, but God forbid, should any of YOU conform to what WE want.

I sincerely hope that you are able to find what you are looking for, but don’t be surprised if you don’t. You really come off as a self righteous prick in that post.”