Every now and then folks get together to make Craigslist a better place. Better, at least, for those of us not seriously using it for its intended purposes that is. Expect to see this letter get selected for “Best Of Craigslist” if it isn’t taken down first.
A group of guys presumably (as these started popping up all over within minutes of each other) got together and posted this fantastically written diatribe on “men seeking women” craigslist pages throughout the US. The basis of the copy/paste submission was pretty much against the prototypical woman you tend to find today in the dating scene.
If you’ve posted one of these in your local m4w section, I’m curious what replies you’re getting.
I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with your cunty compatriots
Through my dealings with the fairer sex over the previous 23 years I have become completely disillusioned with females (all people really, but I’m not trying to date guys) and have now resorted to the internet in an effort to find one that I can at least tolerate for extended periods of time.
You want to know about me? I’ll tell you what I’m not.
1) I am not your father. I will not tolerate childish bullshit when you don’t get your way and I will not throw money at you to shut you up.
2) I am not your hobby. That’s why you have friends. This road goes both ways though, and you’re not expected to join me on any trips you don’t want to. I’ve got friends for that too.
3) I am not someone who puts the toilet seat down after I urinate. You’re a big girl now and if you can’t be bothered to so much as look at where you’re about to park your ass, you deserve the cold embrace of toilet water (and god help anyone around you on the road).Here’s where we get to you. As a staunch rationalist, I realize you’re probably every bit as bitter with men as I am with your cunty compatriots, possibly having almost given up on us. My (admittedly weak) theory is you have not yet lost all hope but have simply turned to a less social lifestyle and are casually perusing the Craigslist personals just waiting for my ad to pop up so we can end our days in perpetual bliss or whatever storybook bullshit those cookie cutter girls get off on.
I am not an extremely picky guy. Being my dream girl is more a matter of the things you aren’t than the things you are.
My ideal woman
-when asked about her hobbies, has more to say than, “Like, you know, stuff,” or the always popular “shopping, hanging out, music, friends.”
-can think outside her own head and understand that while her wants and needs are her priority (and there’s nothing wrong with that), those around her have their own desires.
-takes care of herself to some degree. We can’t help certain aspects of our appearance, but if you don’t bathe regularly and have eaten yourself fat it demonstrates a fatal lack of respect for yourself that one would expect to bleed into other aspects of your behavior.If you’ve read this much crap and are actually interested, we might just stand a chance. Send me an email that makes me think, laugh, or hope.
For the love of a God in which I don’t even believe, just someone show me you’re not all the same.
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I believe this came from a forum I’m on.. it’s still going on lol
Here are a few replies they’ve gotten so far.. how do I post pics?
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Storybook bullshit ….is just that, bullshit.
Stories are boring when the ending is already written, which is often times what so many people are searching for.
It’s much more fun to make the story up as you go along… and choose your own adventure… cookie cutters are bland.
Obviously, I enjoyed reading your ad.
I tend to think I’m not the same as the next woman, but who really
knows. I don’t have delusions of being the best thing since sliced
bread… though sometimes I’d like to think so.
Since you’ve given your age and location… I’ll return in kind that
I’m 30 and in Decatur. I’ve even attached myself, since I’m actually a
real woman. Most people say I look a lot better in person as opposed to
in my pictures; I tend to disagree.
No bullshit in the pictures either, except that my hair isn’t naturally
straight - it’s really curly. I just think the pictures that have it
curly suck ass.
If you’re interested… say hey… if not… say so.
http://www.pictureshoster.com/files/027els9mcmgunh6a5b01.jpg
http://www.pictureshoster.com/files/r7y7tefjvc7e1wnswnzv.jpg
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“Something tells me you don’t suffer fools gladly. I got a chuckle reading your post. It almost qualifies as a rant. You seem to be someone who expects others to evidence some sign, no matter how small, of intelligence. Too bad most people are total idiots. When I was 10, my father shared a bit of wisdom with me, “You may think I’m being too harsh and you may not believe me, but people are shit and they’ll disappoint you.” Unfortunately I’ve found this to be true more often than not. I don’t tend to be very social because honestly I don’t like most people enough to spend an extended amount of time with them.
Yours was a bright spot in the multitude of “hey baby” ads posted on Craigslist (or anywhere else for that matter). Nice to see something that didn’t include the obligatory torso shot taken in the bathroom mirror - or unimpressive dick picture. C’mon if a guy’s wanting to impress, he should at least have something in the shot to offer up a comparison…a ruler, coke can, licorice whip, anything. Thanks also for taking the time to use proper spelling and grammar. I didn’t find anything to make fun of in your post. Takes all the fun out of reading the personals.
Sadly, you’re a bit too tender in age for me, though I do tend to like ‘em young, and probably require more attention than I have time to offer. I’ve got a kid now and they tend to eat free time for breakfast - in addition to Cheerios. I just finished getting rid of a 24 year old husband. He turned into a little bitch when I got pregnant and couldn’t make him the center of my world 24/7 like he required. I’m only a mother to one human and it most definitely was not him.
If you’re not deterred by a 30 year old divorcee with infant in tow…I have the obligatory MySpace page set up with a recent headshot. If the link below doesn’t function, you should be able to locate it by conducting a myspace search by my email address. It’s marked private, but I’ll friend you if you want to have a look. As far as meeting up - I mainly have breakfast and lunch open through the week. If you’re someone I work with…say hi sometime so I’ll know I’m not completely adrift in a sea of mediocrity.”
http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/91/l_17e9ce1f304ad36f990ff467980b3064.jpg
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Hah this didnt work good for me
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“I’ve ALREADY SEEN THIS so I’ll just reply the way I did to the last loser to post this:
Well, I was going to send a diatribe like the one you posted, but then I had to think it through. After reading your post, I know now WHY I chose to stay single. You men are all the same. You want what you want, and expect that we women are supposed to conform, but God forbid, should any of YOU conform to what WE want.
I sincerely hope that you are able to find what you are looking for, but don’t be surprised if you don’t. You really come off as a self righteous prick in that post.”
I’ve seen this posted in Nebraska, New Jersey, California, Arizona, and a few other states… I imagine you’re going to get a lot of ladies realizing they got got