Myspace is a great place to kill some free time. Even better if you can make that time fruitful, right? Well there are some psychological aspects of Myspace that are important to remember. First off, women get compliments daily, if not hourly. As long as you’re like everyone else telling them what you’d like to do to them or how hot they are, you’re non-unique, and therefore… uninteresting.

So How Do You Get Laid Using Myspace?

You have to get the girl interested in who you are. You only have a few words to do this. Many of the 18-25 crowd are cute cute chicks with ADD who like shiny things and interesting messages. Make the most of it.

The below are examples from readers who have, according to them, closed the deal or got the number from a hot chick on Myspace. Out of 100 responses, these were the ones that seemed the most interesting, with the most interesting stories and conversation logs. If you decide to use these, I highly recommend variating your approach. AskUgg.com has a lot of readers and women do NOT like getting hit up with the same lines time and time again. Again, you need to be original and unique.

If you notice one common theme here, it’s that these lines get the girls to qualify themselves to you. Nobody likes a pushy salesman so instead you must have the woman do the selling. Women like being intrigued and a man that can do this shows he’s got more than crappy pickup lines they hear all the time at bars. Lines won’t get you laid. They will however, give you an angle to at least get a conversation going. The rest is up to you.

1. You’re pretty cute but have you always been so preppy?

• Women are always worried about how they are percieved, labelled, and classified by others. This line is great because it pushes the girl into an easily defined class. You can vary this theme by replacing “preppy” with another group. Some other variations might include intros like: “Hey you’re cute, but what made you go goth?” or “Hey you’re cute, but I’ve never really been into the whole (emo, goth, prep, party, etc.) scene“. A message like this, if you’re using it right, will get the girl thinking, “WTF? Why does he think I’m….“. Any reply is a good reply, work with it.

2. Hey you’re cute, kinda like a hamster

• This one gets her thinking, “Why does he think I look like a hamster (or other cute animal)?”. Again, these types of comments are double ended. They give a compliment with a jab. Much better than “OMG you’re so hottt!!”.

3. Nice hair.. Are you wearing a wig.. Or is that your real hair?

• While this one’s a little more sharp, 9 different readers said they’ve had good luck with it. A lot of the responses were sharp and you could tell they hit a nerve. Others were curious and wondering why they’d think it wasn’t their real hair. In all cases, a conversation started and moved on to MSN/phone/person-to-person

Because of all the responses, these are pretty basic. From labelling her and asking about that label, to mentioning a vague similarity she has with a cute furry animal, to outright asking her how fake she is - these tactics are a great way to break out of the mold.

What responses did YOU get?

Tags: myspace, sex, relationship, men, women, dating, msn, online, preppy, emo, goth, party, ADD